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Sorry but unfortunately we are currently (as of 29th April 2010) unable to supply Nookie TV Boxes.
Nookie TV are in the process of launching a new service with brand new state of the art IPTV boxes that will utilise WI-FI and possibly even PVR facilities. The existing service should continue as normal but we have been told not to supply any more of the old boxes.
Please watch this space....................
Nookie TV is brand new for 2010 and available now with a "No Risk" FREE TRIAL of the service!
Please be aware this is not a satellite tv product but an Internet set top box that connects to the ethernet port of your broadband router and supplies 30+ channels of high quality Hardcore XXX to your TV for just £19.99 per month!
Here is how the Nookie TV Box works:
You order your Nookie TV Box from us at a hugely discounted price of just £69.00 plus delivery! Saving £80.00 off RRP!!
We then dispatch your Nookie TV Box directly to you as a small parcel in discrete packaging.
Once you receive your box you will need to activate it, which is done directly with Nookie TV. The activation process is simple and instructions are included with every box.
At the time of activation, you will be need to enter your personal details and pay a £1 activation fee which is for the purpose of age verification using your credit card. These details will be used to bill subsequent monthly subscription payments of £19.99 after your initial No Risk FREE 30 day trial period has passed. There are no contracts for you to sign and you can cancel the Nookie TV service at any time. In Addition you have up to 30 days to return the Nookie TV Box to us for a full refund of the purchase price excluding UK carriage (* Fair conditions apply please see below) should you decide not to keep it.
What have you got to lose?
NOOKIE TV BOX is brought to you by RELISH, one of the UK's best known UK providers of XXX Hardcore DVD's, who felt there was a gap in the market for a hardcore internet based tv service that would be unaffected by the usual censorship applied to conventional UK adult services.
The Nookie TV box is a compact little anonymous black box; it has no lights, buttons and appears totally passive. However hidden within its interior is the ability to provide as much hardcore porn as you could ever want 24/7 from 30 dedicated hardcore channels. You simply power it up, connect it to your tv, plug the ethernet cable into your router and within seconds you will be watching over 30 channels of hardcore XXX!
The service is updated regularly and consists of over 5000 hours of XXX material from around the world. There is a fully functional Electronic programme Guide and the system is PIN protected to prevent any unauthorised use.
Will Nookie TV Work For You?
it is important before ordering Nookie TV to check you have the following basic requirements;
- 1) You will need to have an existing home wired broadband connection with a minimum download speed of 1.5 Mbs/1500 Kbps. You can test the speed of your connection using the Speed Tester below. Simply click on "Start Speed Test" to check your Download Speed which must of course be over 1500 Kbps!
- 2) You will need an active credit or debit card (Visa and Mastercard are currently the only card types supported).
- 3) Nookie TV plugs into your router using a supplied Ethernet Lead. However if your router is located in a different room then either you will require an extension lead or you will need to purchase extrea equipment to make your Nookie TV Box wireless. These accessories will be available soon from us at extra cost.
- 4) Your Nookie TV Box connects directly to an available scart socket on your tv using the supplied lead.
- 5) A UK Mains Adaptor is supplied which will be used to power your Nookie TV Box.
- 6) Nookie Tv is currently only available in UK.
Channel Lineup as of Jan 2010
- Amateur X
- Backdoor TV
- Budapest Kanal 2
- Chocolate Chokers
- Climax XXX
- Cumshot Idol
- Deutche Clips
- Don't Tell Daddy..
- For Couples Only
- Fresh Faces
- GangBang Network
- JugTV
- Juicy Girls
- Juicy Three
- Juicy Two
- Latina Cantina
- Manhunt (Gay)
- MILF TV
- Outdoor Channel
- Raw
- Red Hot Reality
- Retro Romp
- Splat!
- The Juicy Channel
- The MILF Network
- The Pussy Channel
- Top Shelf TV
- Van Nuys Blvd
- Variety Pack
- Wall2Wall Xtreme
Nookie TV additional terms and conditions & Return Policy.
*We will give a full refund on the Nookie TV box if it is returned to us undamaged within 30 days of the invoice date. This will not include the cost of carriage charged by us on any boxes sold which is being charged slightly below cost. Units being returned for refund must be complete and still be complete with original box with instructions, remote control, leads and all supplied packaging and accessories. A deduction to any refund will be made to cover the cost of replacing any missing or damaged items. Boxes being returned within 30 days must be returned to us at customers expense using royal mail not parcelforce or any other courier. After 30 days have elapsed and the trial period is over, any Boxes need to be returned to Nookie TV directly if service is no longer required or the box becomes defective.
Please note we are not affiliated with the service provider and have no control over transmissions.
Viewing by minors is of course strictly prohibited!
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